• Welcome to Hell: this airplane ostensibly has wifi but it’s not DHCPing anybody.
  • One of the flight attendants has really cute glasses that work well with her bangs.
  • ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Run the plane out of Glenlivet.
  • The “Wonderstone” movie is a good movie to watch on the way to Vegas.
  • The “Wonderstone” movie makes me think of Ben Stiller’s “Tony Wonder” from Arrested Development.
  • Thanks Apple, for making a MacBook Pro that doesn’t work on airline AC outlets.
  • I kind of miss the part of IE6 where you could browse the cache folder and see sensible filenames and pluck images out of it.
  • I don’t miss Untitled.bmp.
  • SLAM TO THE JAM: knocked out streaming of list_buckets in riak-ruby-client.
  • PROTIP for when you’re doing Riak stuff and not online: if you’ve built it from source, source code for Riak is in src/PACKAGE_NAME/src
  • I love that I can look out the window between Miami and Las Vegas and get a general idea of where I am based on the terrain: Gulf of Mexico? Louisiana farmland? Texas scrub? The Wild West?
  • Doing Rails sucks without Internet access, probably because Rails is pretty much the sigma sum of computing: SQL, Ruby, HTML, CSS, JavaScript. None of these have particularly amazing offline documentation; or at least I don’t have the offline documentation for most of it.
  • Remember before TV stations could superimpose a graphic on a TV show? It was a lot nicer than now, when superimposing a graphic on a TV show is as easy as not superimposing a graphic on a TV show.
  • Non-stop flights best flights.
  • It’s weird seeing Upright Citizens Brigade alumni in roles that aren’t spectacularly hilarious; it’s okay when they’re opposite Leslie Knope though.
  • I wonder how bad 3M® Command™ Adhesive would mess up the dashboard of my car…
  • Where is my iTrip cigarette lighter iPhone charger/AV cable? Thing rules.
  • Fred Armisen is in a lot of things.